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Star Signs

Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking 🚩red flags🚩. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.

Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.

by CC-8826 July 14, 2023


Skank Signe

another word for skank

Friend 1: YOOOOOO SKANK SIGNE WASSSUP?
Signe: What the fu-

by SETIsASkank April 20, 2021


half the peace sign

Like the one finger salute , like flipping someone the "bird"

The person passing flashed him " half the peace sign" polite or evasive for flipping the "bird"

by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 17, 2017


Sign Slap

The term to describe someone slapping a sign that's been chatting utter shit.

"Oi is that the sign that's been chatting shit about you"

"Oi it is"

"Sign slap him Tony Blair"

by BangHimTony August 27, 2017


Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 30, 2020


The Peace Sign

It’s scientifically studied that if you throw up the peace sign in a photo, you are MID AF!

“OMG look at that SOB! He’s throwing up the peace sign, he’s MID AF!”

by The bedRock 🤨 April 20, 2022


lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.

I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!

by viJilance October 13, 2015