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To tell someone to relax, to chill, to calm down, etc
Emily: dude am I right or do I need to relax?
Dakota: Emily you need to sit the fuck down
a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.
Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted. On the seat I wait and wait, I guess its time to masturbate. Now I've cum and now I'll go see you tomorrow fucking bowl.
When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.
A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
That bit just between the butt and the top of the back of the thigh, where if you kind of tickle it a little bit the person has to reflexively and involuntarily sit down.
(Falls over a bit) "Hey! That was my sit down button!"
The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.
Gal 1: "Is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?"
Gal 2: "Nope he's just doing hippy sit-ups."
Where you sit in your cupboard
Person1: oh it’s already January 17th?
Person2: oh really? I better go home and sit in my cupboard
Person1: what why?
Person2: because it’s national sit in your cupboard day
sit on someone January is when anyone can sit on someone for this whol,e month and it doesnt mean anything .
"oh my gosh sophie its sit on someone january im gonna go sit on josh "