Sit the Fuck Down

STFD

To tell someone to relax, to chill, to calm down, etc

Emily: dude am I right or do I need to relax?
Dakota: Emily you need to sit the fuck down

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Here I sit

a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.

Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted. On the seat I wait and wait, I guess its time to masturbate. Now I've cum and now I'll go see you tomorrow fucking bowl.

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two-hole sit

When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.

A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.

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go sit in a bin

to be said after someone makes a rude statement or offensive joke

homophobic prick: yeah I don't support gays except for lesbians, cos I can join in.
ally: *bashes head in with a bat* GO SIT IN A BIN

hippy sit-ups

The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.

Gal 1: "Is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?"
Gal 2: "Nope he's just doing hippy sit-ups."

Sit in your cupboard

Where you sit in your cupboard

Person1: oh it’s already January 17th?
Person2: oh really? I better go home and sit in my cupboard
Person1: what why?
Person2: because it’s national sit in your cupboard day

sit on someone january

sit on someone January is when anyone can sit on someone for this whol,e month and it doesnt mean anything .

"oh my gosh sophie its sit on someone january im gonna go sit on josh "