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skank license

The license given to women who have proven their skankish abilities. If women are skanky enough, they attain a skank license. If the women are skanks, but stop being skanks for any reason, they will be in violation and must be told to bend over in some guys face immediately, or assume some other skank like task. It is up to skank police to enforce these laws (skank police are young males with no barometer for quality in females).

"Look at that chick with her titties all mashed together and her ass hanging out of her skirt. If she doesn't sit on that guys lap soon, she's gonna lose her skank license."

by darkabove April 30, 2005

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Dirty Skank

A dirty skank (DS) is another word for a female who cannot keep her legs closed. It is another word for a whore or slut.

Wow, Brittany is such a dirty skank.

by seriously.ur.basic March 8, 2015

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bitch-skank

the girl version of a douche-bag

that girl is such a bitch-skank!

by gnriicfkfin October 29, 2010

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skank wank

a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant

she is only worth a skank wank if that

by Jordan Pritchett August 27, 2006

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wank skank

person who has a wank over someone they shouldn't, for example a friends partner

you wank skank! cant believe you had a wank over melissas boyfriend!

by ashthetash June 3, 2014


Skank wrangler

Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.

The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.

The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.

by Wrangler of Skanks August 15, 2011


Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.

Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022