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A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen
Mike: *squeak*
Tbls: "What a bitch sneeze"
Mike: "fuck off that was a dip sneeze"
The Oregon sneeze is when you perform anal sex and the participants sneezes and semen ejects from their nose
I was with Sara the other night and she did the Oregon sneeze
when u girl sucks your dick and makes it so hard she bit it off 12 times erased your mind let you think you were still getting sucked enough to get you to call her again and still say im leaving the dream when the conversation starts the first time
in italian like mix with spanish and something else voice "i fucking gave him the dracula sneeze 43 times and he call me 83 times"
When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.
Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.
When you sneeze in your hand thenJack your man off.
I had a horrible head cold on date night so I gave my man the old sneeze and tug.
Slang term for masturbating with paper tissue.
Friend: "For once I am using paper tissue the way it was intended."
Me: "For masturbating?"
Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"