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soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading

when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags

by The Bard December 28, 2006


Soggy Pocket

origin: an actual baked bread roll that is filled with meat, vegetables, etc.. much like a hot pocket. The sauce or meat juices soak out to the bread making it soggy and hard to eat/handle.

Slang: used to describe anything wet, nasty, funky, messy, gross.

"Dude, I hooked up with this hoodrat and when I nailed her, it was like screwin' a soggy pocket"

by Gong Ji April 30, 2007


Soggy Larry

When a man is getting a blow job, right before he blows his load he pulls out of the girls mouth and turns her head to the side, promptly squirting his baby juice into her ear, leaving a small pool of jizz at the bottom of the ear.

A soggy larry is the ultimate wet willy.

by Merx September 15, 2006


soggy waffles

A soft- unskilled group of people.

man those guys are all soggy waffles

by clerkgemgyve September 21, 2011


soggy lettuce

When a man shaves his pubes into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then cums on the pubes to simulate salad dressing. After the concoction is complete he then poops in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. When he finishes the dish he then smears the "Salad" into someone's vagina which simulates someone eating this monstrosity... (Yeah you should not try this... its very unsanitary...)

I heard Jack gave her soggy lettuce last night.

by Traxer April 08, 2015


Soggy Buns

HOT SEXY people whom fall in to large bodies of water....

running running .......splash....
ME:everyones looking at my butt
HER: Its okay Soggy buns

by Jess<3'sAsh March 31, 2008


soggy pancakes

When a girl has a floppy and nasty ass which makes it look like soggy pancakes.

Boy, Natalya has some soggy pancakes.

by boomer1717 May 18, 2007