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J O N has spaghetti bones while playing beer pong.
"J O N watch those spaghetti bones!"
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When a girl that's on her period rubs her vagina on a hairy chest and then defecates screaming "Mama Mia!!". (Close to pussy squash)
While drunk last night an old lady took advantage and gave me spaghetti and meatballs.
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A delicious yellow thingy which you ussualy just play with it and make silly faces, but it is moms spaghetti
And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
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Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.
I tried the Spaghetti Straps, im now a registered Sexual predator.
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A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
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When someone is overly triggered by something or someone for no reason, or for a reason that is not only lightly infuriating.
Person 1: *Talking to friend*
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti
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Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.
- Hey I’m straight!
- Yeah until you’re wet !
Spaghetti straight.
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