To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.
"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"
The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.
"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."
A Burgerville Spread occurs when two people are Eiffel Towering another person. One of the two must pull out and ejaculate on the back of the middle person while the other urinates on them. After the fluids are present on the person’s back, the two others must use their penises to mix the two fluids, completing the Burgerville Spread.
Dude we totally gave that girl a Burgerville Spread!
Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.
Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun
Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.
Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!