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Stalk-blocking

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!

So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020


stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.

I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.

by B55 May 12, 2022


beane stalk

when somebody stalks someone for an excessive amount of time, with the and they knew/know about it.

harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.

by URBANLEGEND001 February 29, 2016


table stalk

the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper

while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting

by Tomato Pandaa November 9, 2008


stalk-contact

The moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. This may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. "Stalk" can be substituted for the codename of your stalkee.

"OMG did you just see that COOK-contact?! I just bumped into him!"

"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"

by it's time December 1, 2009


Friend Stalk

To stalk a friends friend on a socail network to see who else the friend is connecting with or knows, to get info or the down low on that person.

Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?

by nevershoutneverlove325 January 9, 2011


The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023