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When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.
I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.
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A merm steak made into a merm pie...like chicken merm pot pie except with merm steak no merm chicken...
merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)
I want to merm you for your merm steak pie.
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When a woman gives a man a blow job while he is taking a dump.
She gave me a wet steak this morning while I dropped a huge one.
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slice of watermelon
my nigglet friend invited me over for ghetto steak dinner and we all had a slice of watermelon
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In West Virgina,a Balogna samich
Billy Bob opened the refrigerator door and saw the balogna and braead and said "It looks like we're having West Virginia steak again tonight!!!"
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Dipping your cock in a woman’s blood infested hooch and using the blood covering your cock as lubricant to ass fuck the hell out of her. Once ejaculation is complete, you force your cock into her mouth to cleanse it of the blood/shit /cum mixture.
Last night I served up a marinated steak tartar to your mom. Then I beat the fuck out of her.
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A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws
Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.
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