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(verb) To take a crap. To truly be classified as a 'steamer' the poop to toot ratio should be no less than 70/30. Since the amount of ass air is so high, the smell will be intense, but brief.
Where's the poop spray? I need to drop steam.
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the act of shitting on a girls chest while having seran rap on chest than pulling it up and funneling it into her mouth
i was over andrew p's house the other day and we were bored so he gave me a steaming manchester and after that, i felt like -1,000,000 dollars
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When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.
Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!
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a extreme device used for cleaning household items and bifkins
i steam cleaned a bifkin using my STEAM BULLET
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(verb) To defecate within the cleavage of unsuspecting female, with intent to follow standard motorboating protocol.
Oh man, last night I took my date to the mexican restaurant down town and then I totally had a hot steam boat later
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When you urinate on yourself or others to stay warm in the cold
I'm fucking freezing and I don't have a hat, give me a Steaming Walter on my ears.
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The worst of the worst. Steam users will relentlessly downvote your review into oblivion if you so much as criticize their favorite game, but will upvote inside jokes and other garbage "reviews" that don't help people out at all. If you base your purchases off Steam reviews you may just be a retard.
If you decide not to recommend a game, you must provide a 10 paragraph essay about why you don't like the game and you have to still kiss the game's ass the whole time and downplay any frustrations you might have, lest you succumb to the wrath of the Steam hordes. This strict mob mentality is not applied if you decide to recommend a game, then you can write damn near anything and get upvotes.
Typical steam review recommendation system:
207 out of 215 people found this review helpful:
I made a cowboy go into space and shoot the moon 10/10! RECOMMENDED!
Meanwhile your review:
2 out of 100 people found this review helpful:
This game was ok, but had some flaws and here's why.... reviewer talks at length why he didn't like the game in a fair manner
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