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Heels so high, possibility of death is thought of.
"Have you heard about Tawny's new suicide heels? They're like 7 inches... I heard they're great to strip in!"
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Death by pulling a "gun" or other deadly object out at a Police Officer.
Kayla committed blue suicide last night with an old cap gun.
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Colloquial term used for the US government’s underground operation that permanently eliminates “dangerous” prisoners who will ultimately incriminate top government officials doing very dark and illegal deeds.
Looks like globetrottingJeffrey finally got his little visit from the Suicide Squad.
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When a terrorist is about to set off a suicide bomb in the middle of a Middle Eastern market and shits himself before he can set off the bomb. Generally, the poo flies all over the place and ruins all the food in the market.
Akmed: sup Mohammed? Wow, this market is really packed, eh? Check out Abdul with his big, fancy chicken stand over there. Oh, look at me; I'm Abdul and I think I'm so important with my magical chicken stand. I provide protein for people and think I'm the hottest shit in town.
Mohammed: Ha ha. So true, so true. And what's with the ridiculous hat? Like, is the guy too cool to wear a turban? He thinks he's so Western with his flashy ball cap...it says "New York Mets" on it. What the fuck is that?
Akmed: I KNOW! Have you ever seen his wife? She doesn't even wear a Burka - like HELLO? Um...I wonder if she's going to hell.
Mohammed: Maybe she's a New York Met. Maybe that's what the hat means. Like, yeah...I'm Kuljeet and I'm Abdul's wife and I want to be New York Met - I'm so cool. Or maybe it means that she is not a virgin? Who knows. They are freaking weird.
Akmed: oh,oh -watch! He's killing the chicken. JUST DO IT ALREADY! Oh shit, do you think he heard me? Ha ha...duck! Ok, he didn't see us. I hate that about him. He always has to toss the chicken up in the air and then cut it's head off with -
************BOOM************!
Akmed: What happened?
Mohammed: Run! Suicide bomber!!!!!!!!!!!
Akmed: No, wait - what is that all over...?
Mohammed: Sick. Dude. There's shit everywhere. Must've been one of those suicide shitters. That is nasty.
Akmed: Yeah, like seriously. Hold it together for just another second, man. I hate those guys that are all scared and crap there pants right before. So lame.
Mohammed: I know. Ha ha - look! Abdul's stand has shit all over it. YEAH BITCH! Try and sell those chickens now, motherfucker! What a loser.
Akmed: Let's go take a shower.
Mohammed: uh...
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when a guy lays down on a bed, on his back and a woman stand over his head and does a backbend and sucks his dick.
(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)
"Man, last night i was fucking this freak, and out of nowhere she stood up and gave me a danish suicide.
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When someone says something that makes you cringe, gives you cancer, and breaks all aspects of logic, and common sense.
"You just committed verbal suicide".
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A fat whore typically on plants versus zombies who will rush you and the whole team with no fear of death and when they see you think wow they look cool and fucking burrows you. And while they are mid t-bag gets killed and proceeds to hate message you and report you for poor sportsmanship after you t-bag them back
Zombie:oh shit a suicide chomper!
Suicide Chomper: RHEEE DA HOY WEEEEE *ambient fucking retard noises*
Zombie: *gets burrowed* FUCKING SUICIDR CHOMPER!!!!
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