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When someone is about to go to the toilet you say “poopie support”.
This can be used for purposes of;
support (1) or embarrassment (2).
1. When someone is constipated, tap on the door & whisper “poopie support”, this is showing support & patience to a person if they are struggling to squeeze out a poo.
2. Commonly used in public, you announce someones toiletry behaviours by yelling “poopie support” alarming everyone in the vicinity that this person is about to go do a poo.
Used most effectively, if females are taking a long while in a cubical, this comment will have them ‘flushed’ out in no time (pun intended) shortening your wait times. After all, pooing in a public place can cause extreme embarrassment for any defecating participate, especially a female.
Brendon: “I’ll BRB, just going to the toilet”
Cindy: “ok, do you need poopie support?”
Brendon: “nah I should be right”
Cindy: “well have some anyway just in case you feel the urge” (Cindy yells) “poopie support”
Brendon: “haha ok, thank you”
A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
Enjoying the late night instead of sleeping. Staying up much later than is smart or practical in order to claw back a sense of self and autonomy. Anti capitalist insomnia.
My emotional support insomnia kept me up until 4am reading fanfic. I’m so tired but it was totally worth it.
When all the midgets come together as family and bring others into the group with total love and acceptance. Created by EtownJunglists.
We as Shmort Supporters welcome everyone into the Family.
A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.
Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!
A hydroponics support system is any support system that holds up a hydroponic unit.
When a hydroponics system needs a support, the hydroponics support holds it in place. It can be one level, or stacked on top of each other.
Someone who will help you find a need for change. Someone who will help you find the right path that's right for you. Someone who helps you manage and keep track of where your energy or emotion is going. Someone who helps you learn how to control emotional instability. A teacher. A healer. A therapist that doesn't judge. a best friend.
Someone who you would tell your darkest secrets to and someone you trust. Someone who does not need a masters degree to help someone better their life. Someone who has taken the time and dedication to learn what they need to know in order to help the people that they are willing to help. This person may use crystals, yoga, meditation, oracles or New age material in their classes.
Today I'm going to see my Energy Support Goddess