surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.

I got a little surf and turf last night.

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Pic Surfing

The act of skimming thru someone's Facebook pictures in a fast manor.

Hey man did Sarah post the pictures from her party?

Yeah, I saw them while I was "pic surfing".

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Hoop-Surf

to engage in anal sex acts

I can't wait to hoop-surf that wahina!

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pipe surfing

Sexual intercourse, can be used as a proposition; e.g. "do you want to go pipe surfing", can be used in past and present tense. e.g. - female:"I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach". (Also "surfing the pipe")

I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach".

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squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

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Surf's Up

That movie where Kelly Slater was a penguin and where the boss is weird mole thing.

"Hey Ima go watch Surf's Up wanna come"
"Isn't that the movie where they turned Kelly into a penguin?"

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Metro Surfing

A term used to describe the sport of standing, with feet planted, on the D.C. Metro while it is moving, trying to avoid falling.
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop

Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop

There are really random turns on the Metro! My friend and I almost fell down, while Metro Surfing but somehow, survived! After ten stops, I hadn't fallen over yet, and won!

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