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When having sex from behind the man inserts his thumb in the woman's ass all the way to the webbing of the hand or 'to the web'
-Hey man, you hit that last night?
-Yeah bro, I was surfing the web!
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A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.
I got a little surf and turf last night.
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That movie where Kelly Slater was a penguin and where the boss is weird mole thing.
"Hey Ima go watch Surf's Up wanna come"
"Isn't that the movie where they turned Kelly into a penguin?"
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A term used to describe the sport of standing, with feet planted, on the D.C. Metro while it is moving, trying to avoid falling.
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop
Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop
There are really random turns on the Metro! My friend and I almost fell down, while Metro Surfing but somehow, survived! After ten stops, I hadn't fallen over yet, and won!
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The act of searching one's name on urban dictionary and finding embarrassing yet hilarious information that you never knew about yourself.
Hey buddy, I'm bored, lets go name surfing.
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Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.
N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.
"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."
internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy
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A person that claims to surf but can only ride one direction left OR right.
Joey is always out in the line up nascar surfing, he sits on the left side and rides right cause that's the only way that kook can turn
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