ABCS Syndrome

Acronym for Always Be Carrying Shit. ABCS sufferers are often seen attempting to carry entirely too much crap on their person. Affects primarily proto bag ladies and young fashionistas.

I saw Ashlee yesterday and she was carrying her giant purse, two Forever 21 shopping bags and her min pin Rascal in a tote bag. Poor thing, I think she suffers from ABCS syndrome.

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Box Syndrome

Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic

Hey man is Robert switching jobs again? Yes that fool has box syndrome

Yorkshire syndrome

Is a transient Tourette's-like syndrome characteristic by short outbursts of profanity, with the inclusion of politically incorrect statements and racial slurs.

A sufferer of Yorkshire syndrome must:
- Have been born in the English county of Yorkshire (N,S,E or W).
- Not have been diagnosed with any other psychological illness.
- Must have an episode (outburst) at least every-other day.
- Should feel little or no concern as to the effect their condition has on those around them.

Yorkshire syndrome - Examples are too verbally violent to publish :(

Aruba Syndrome

The inability to fully enjoy a vacation or scenic destination due to the absence of one's significant other. Commonly experienced by individuals who are in love.

"While on vacation alone, my hotel gave me a free upgrade to its best honeymoon suite with a full ocean view. Although it was beautiful, I couldn't truly enjoy it; instead, I only missed my boyfriend that much more. It was a classic case of Aruba Syndrome."

Venom Syndrome

Whenever a popular character gets shafted in a film adaptation. Named for the gross misuse of Venom in Spider-Man 3.

The comic-based film (take your pic) delegated most of the fan favorite characters to minor roles, becoming the worst case of Venom Syndrome to date.

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Charizard Syndrome

A condition related to the Pokémon handheld games. Causes you to train your starter Pokémon to outlandish strength while the rest of your party is weak and useless.

Guy A: Hey dude, check out my level 80 Venusaur.

Guy B: Man, you've got Charizard Syndrome.

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Placebo Syndrome

The condition of being terminally unfunky. This occurs when when an individual attempts to ignore his funkentelechy.

Sir Nose D'Voidofunk epitomized the Placebo Syndrome. That is until Star Child hit him with the Bop Gun!

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