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An acronym for Vocal iPod Amplification syndrome: A condition in which someone listening to an iPod or mp3 player tends to speak much louder than they would without earbuds on due to the fact that they believe the people they are talking to cannot hear them over "the music". Generally occurs on public transportation, as road noise contributes additional background noise.
Derek: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Jake: TAYLOR SWIFT!
Derek: ...
Jake: SORRY, I SAID I WAS LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
^The above is a good example of someone with VIA syndrome
Is a transient Tourette's-like syndrome characteristic by short outbursts of profanity, with the inclusion of politically incorrect statements and racial slurs.
A sufferer of Yorkshire syndrome must:
- Have been born in the English county of Yorkshire (N,S,E or W).
- Not have been diagnosed with any other psychological illness.
- Must have an episode (outburst) at least every-other day.
- Should feel little or no concern as to the effect their condition has on those around them.
Yorkshire syndrome - Examples are too verbally violent to publish :(
Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic
Hey man is Robert switching jobs again? Yes that fool has box syndrome
Whenever a popular character gets shafted in a film adaptation. Named for the gross misuse of Venom in Spider-Man 3.
The comic-based film (take your pic) delegated most of the fan favorite characters to minor roles, becoming the worst case of Venom Syndrome to date.
A condition related to the Pokémon handheld games. Causes you to train your starter Pokémon to outlandish strength while the rest of your party is weak and useless.
Guy A: Hey dude, check out my level 80 Venusaur.
Guy B: Man, you've got Charizard Syndrome.
The condition of being terminally unfunky. This occurs when when an individual attempts to ignore his funkentelechy.
Sir Nose D'Voidofunk epitomized the Placebo Syndrome. That is until Star Child hit him with the Bop Gun!
When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.
“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”
“You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”