Drunk Talk

ridiculous promises or accusations made only because drunk

"I was out drinking with Lollie the other night, and she said she'd drive 15 hours to Florida with me next weekend, but I think that was just drunk talk."

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Shit talking

When you say bad stuff about people behind their back

Jedd: Ye Steve just hooks up with girls and claims it he's so arrogant
Everyone Else: Jedd stop Shit talking

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Ass talk

It happens when you ask someone as question and they have no idea what the answer is, so they start talking out of their ass, also known as AT. Usually it happens when someone is trying to sell you something in China. It can also come in the form of unwanted advice. Ass Talk is usually annoying, but once you recognize that you are hearing it, it is very funny.

me: "Mr. Wang, is this bag you are selling me real or fake?"

Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."

Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."

Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.

My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"

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jacuzzi talk

When you go into the jacuzzi with all your homiwa and being real with them; talkung about really private deep shit that you won't tell anyone else and connecting experiences you've had.

My homies and I had this funny Jacuzzi Talk last night when we were talking about the first time masturbating

talking chinese

When you stay up for too many days on methamphetamine and you start a sentence only to fall asleep in the middle of it and finish the same sentence with a completely different subject that makes no sense. You then realize as you wake up that you didn't make sense and you tried to play it off to whoever you were talking to. P.S. It never works.

"I know! I love when the pizza has dead bodies that I hid in my closet last night. " I said, pizza in hand.

"Time for bed buddy, you're TALKING CHINESE bullshit again"

DopeBoi Talk

/dōp/ /boi/ noun • /tôk/ verb
A Street Hustla lingo.
Dope slang spoken in a cool way.

DopeBoi’z expressions.
Dialects that are spoken in slang forms.
G’z ripping their hood slang.
Coded talk spoken by D-Boyz.

Lil’Hood: This dat don’t stop money up all night block money.
Slida: Huh?
Lil’Hood: This dat DopeBoi Talk fam.

BY : “GiovanniDYMillYenteiSLICK”

Coffee talk

Things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.

Let’s save that for coffee talk