during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.
my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!
An attractive tall woman.
I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.
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September 3rd is happy tall day. All my shawtys give your very tall tree friend 10$ yeah that’s right give us that nature green paper.
“Rylee! It’s happy tall day! Here’s 10 dollars!” “Thanks Lilly thanks for the 10$!”
Someone who is tall, wears black a lot, and is depressed
You look like "A tall glass of emo depression"
Someone who is in love with the sport cricket and is a llama. Their school class may call them a tall neck hop hop because of the insect - a cricket - and them being a llama.
Get it xD
P.S this is a inside joke, nobody will get it so don't to be call if calling someone this. It could get bad.
That Person is such a Tall-Neck-Hop-Hop
Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.
If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”