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1/2 shot of wild turkey 101 bourbon
1/2 shot of bacardi 151 rum
add into 4 oz of red bull
chug
barkeep a round of gypsy tears for me and my crew
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The tears of the boys hearts you've broken.
Austin: what are you drinking?
Julia: boy tears
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Someone who saves their own tears for the sole purpose of using them as lubrication for masturbation. (Not to be confused with someone who weeps while masturbating)
I've been saving my liquid misery in a jar for the past two months, just so I could have a Tear Jerker.
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A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.
When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
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Another word for semen or sperm
Bill, hey Ron have you seen those pictures of those radical feminist drinking mugs that say male tears?
Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.
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When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.
She was going down on me, but didn't want to finish the job, so I gave her a tear jerker.
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Tears dispenced by the eyes of an obese person.
Hey! Enough of your greasy tears!
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