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Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

by dogs_be_poopin November 2, 2018


Book Tease

Fuckin' Run.
Hardcore.

"Oh shit, its the cops. BOOK TEASE"

by Shadurr June 1, 2009


Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 5, 2024


cocktail tease

A person who says he wants to get drinks in the evening but than bails out.

Person A: hello so its on for tonight, you want to hit that bar?
Person B: sorry bro Im too tired
Person A: your a such a cocktail tease

by Cocktail tease November 9, 2022


Convo Tease

Someone who gives you bits and pieces of a conversation/ story over a long period of time, specifically during a conversation over texting, bbm or any other electronic form of conversating with someone.

Person A (Convo Tease): "Hey so I started some drama tonight!"

Person B: What Happened?

10 minutes pass...

Person A: I upset a girl who is close to my friend."

Person B: OK... What Did you do?"

10 mins pass...

Person A: "Can't talk about it right now I'll call you later."

Person B: "Ok ConvoTease! Thanks for piecing the puzzle together!"

by TheGirlWhoGoesQui April 10, 2011


Talk tease

A person who frequently butt dials the same person.

My girlfriend butt dials me at least twice a day, she's such a talk tease.

by MightyRiver December 22, 2016


Tease

An offer of a reward after completion or acceptance of a thing or task without delivering the reward

Joardi is a tease his girlfriend when he say he’s going please her when they get home, and once they arrive only pleases himself

by fREaQue September 29, 2018