Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.
Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards
Referring to a one night stand or a brief sexual encounter with no strings attached.
All I want is a wham-bam-thank-you-mam. I dont want a relationship.
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When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.
Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.
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A term used to shut Leo up because he said something off-topic and stupid because he is so retarded.
Leo: PUT IT IN 'NII-CHAN~ UWUUU~
Serdna: thank you leo, very poggers
slang for a quickie or a really fast-paced sex with someone you barely know or do know but don't care about. wham bam thank you maam just means that you bang her and go.
"So I was with this girl, right? Just wham bam thank you maam!"
"DUDE!"
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When you need to abruptly end a conversation and have simply had enough contact with other humans. It can be used to end a conversation at any point, and is especially useful if the person is repeating themselves.
John: so yeah Sandra was like totally into me and I was..
Me: ok thanks bye (OTB) (hangs up, gets up and leaves)
John:โฆ.totally into her.. hey Steve are you there / where are you going
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You turned my life into happy life
I am thank you
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