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term used for sagging breasts which point down at a sharp angle
Those moon rockets were pointed south like a polish compass.
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The slightly depressing sequel to the popular Twilight, written by Stephenie Meyer in which Edward(Bella's true love who just happens to be a 'vegetarian' vampire) leaves her and Bella(who is barely holding on to sanity) befriends Jacob Black(a werewolf) is stalked by a vengeful vampire named Victoria(whose mate, James, was killed in the first book). Edward thinks(through miscommunication) that Bella has killed herself and tries to get himself murdered but(luckily) Bella intercedes and they return home.
Twilight-crazed teen girl: "OMG!!! I just finished New Moon!!! It was so sad!!! I can't believe that he left her!!! Well, at least they are back with each other... I wonder what will happen in Eclipse!!!
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There are multiple ways to moon people
Stand, naked, use your fingers to spread your butt as wide as it will go before you tear the skin
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Stand, lean over a chair naked with your asshole facing the person you’re mooning
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If you’re a girl, sit on a chair, spreading your vagina as wide as it will go Facing towards your target.
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If you’re a girl, stand naked and squeeze the base of your boobs hard
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If you’re a guy stand naked and have the tip of your dick facing the ceiling
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If you’re a guy stand naked squeezing your balls with one hand and squeezing your ass with another
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Sit or stand, with your index and middle spread out and place your tongue in the middle, where the webbing starts
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Like the last method, but adding the ring and weak finger, spreading your ring and weak fingers from your middle and index finger and placing your tongue where the webbing starts between the four fingers
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All of you who posted shit about me are naughty, and in the name of the Moon I will punish you.
Now where did I put my whip? Oh shit! I left it at Sailor Jupiter's place.
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any person that practices religion (particularly wiccan) in the night
the girl was a total moon-baby, practicing magic at midnight every full moon-
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A person or object used to fill a void. Having no practical purpose other than visual effect.
"I know the footie game is only casual, but Cam is a paper moon on the defence. Even Zakos can tear through him"
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A honey moon without marriage, or a vacation solely for the purpose of having sex.
-"Hey Brenda, would you like to go on a faux-moon with me."
-"Sure Bob, I love going on vacations and having tons of sex."
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