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johnelys

A person who would take your life away to make themselves happy. Take all your friends and have you look like the bad person. Also a back stabbing bitch. Also very sarcastic.

Johnelys cheated but yet I'm the one who cheated?

by You already know bitches May 15, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has ugly penis, fat vaginia, very small, depression, autistic, obese, sucks dick, and gay in fucking generally. He is retarded, gay, sucks dick, and fucks his dad because he is gay and fucks his dad. He leads and gets carried by Vilious and PlazmaR, escpically PlazmaR.

John is silver 3

by Vilious March 6, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

John is a weird human being and has lots of personality.

John has lost it

by KATSARETHEBEST April 20, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


No John's

A term used by pussies who deny humility or loss with sad and pathetic excuses. Typically associated with the smash bros melee community.

Before we started the match I told my opponent no john's. So that when I win he won't deny defeat.

by Filthy Internet dweller August 10, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

won't let anyone, anything stop him from what he wants when he knows what he wants (!)

quite shy but deeply loving. a shame only very few will ever be able to enjoy his layered depths.
hardcore trust issues due to his past combined with his personality.
His willingness to learn and sacrifice is a sight to behold.
Also playful, mean, likes to tease who he likes and who likes him, runs away when emotionally challenged or when boner is arriving.

John. its something i enjoy writing.

or

John: "sorry, i don't date retarded lesbians."

by Krkiฤ February 5, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

Basically a complete faggot with no money doesn't know how to take care of cars with a small penis and has no friends at all

Wow, Johns a faggot.

by Eternal Grey November 30, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

A suicidal guy who's vegan that for some reason likes Twizzlers and is rumored to shoot up the school one day. He also smokes a lot of weed.

Person 1:" Woah that guy looks suicidal for a vegan, you think he might shoot up the school before he dies"
Person 2:" Nah nah nah nah, that's just a "John", you find a lot of those in hell holes like this high school.

by Homosexuals In Hawaii November 22, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž