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to have two black eyes
"Dang, that tough chick is totally panda-eyed!"
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The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.
"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."
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A panda who identifies with their panda ways
"EMBRACE THY PANDA"
"Yes, I identify my gender as panda"
'gender panda, I am'
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A male that believes he is the Alpha male, that all his conquests are his decision and due to this is becoming somewhat extinct.
To get by Fat Pandas will sleep with anything, any age and any race, causing conflict between their own kind, many are becoming deformed and disease ridden due to their low level standards and hygiene.
Fat Pandas Male activities leave a lot to be desired, you can usually spot them in bushes and trees around local play areas and schools, the black around the eyes adds to camouflage when camping out.
Hey did you see Jenny got Fat Panda'd on Friday night?
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Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good
"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."
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a black girl who likes white and black guys made up by twitter/ig (taylorthefirst1 and b7wsam)
girl: what type of guys do you like
black girl: oh i like black and white guys
girl: Ohhhhhh so your a panda bear
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Its when a white man covers his dick in old bamboo and fucks a black chick in the ass then you procied to fart in her mouth and blow your load in her mouth and stuff the bamboo down her throat to make a tunnel to shoot your load down
i totally gave taylor labbel a the stanky panda last night
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