Canadian Lumberjack

When you 69 with a girl standing up and you drop her on her head.

My girlfriend killed me when i Canadian Lumberjacked her.

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hairy canadian

In sexual intercourse, the hairy Canadian is the act of pouring maple syrup into a woman's vagina before the act of oral sex.

"Before you perform a hairy Canadian, make sure that the syrup is well-heated, eh."

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canadian hairdresser

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return

'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'

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canadian ballet

A strip club. Used in the United States indicating that Canada is lacking any high-culture but has an over abundance of strip joints

Me and the boys are gonna hit up the Canadain Ballet, you in?

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canadian whore

Taking three drags of a cigarette before passing it to someone else; a different variety of 'puff, puff, pass'.

Want to canadian whore this?
Let's canadian whore this cigarette.

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going Canadian

To refuse to wear a coat, irregardless of the temperature outside.

A) It's snowing outside aren't your going to grab your coat?
B) Nope, I'm going Canadian.

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crazy canadian

a canadian crazier than most canadians

oh snap, yo that there bethcushman is a crazy canadian who is an asianjewhomo

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