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To meet in a sketchy place to do sketchy stuff
Hey, wanna trash club later?
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The greatest club known to mankind. Those that are fortunate enough to become involved get to participate in regional, statewide, and even national competitions. The mathletes compete against other dorks (yes, we are completely aware that we're dorks) and spend Saturdays with a calculator and pencil as their closest companions. Great friends are made through math club, and there are dire consequences for any negativity regarding this extracurricular. Many math clubs have morning practices, in which the mathletes have a chance to show their devotion by waking up early to do math before school starts.
From "Mean Girls:"
Cady: I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
Regina: No! No, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. DAMN! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
(In reality, Regina has no idea what the true meaning of math club is or mathletes, in this instance)
I am SO excited to wake up at 6 am on a Saturday for math club! (note the lack of sarcasm)
I calculator math club!
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A place where three types of people frequent. 1.) Single men, these men are usually scattered throughout the club. The more adventurous ones in the front row. Shy ones towards the back 2.) Creepy old men that wouldn't stand a chance with a corpse. These men usually sit in the back with their eyes fixed on one dancer in a blank stare thinking they will "save" the stripper by the end of the night. 3.) Married men, these guys are unhappy with what they have at home and are looking for some excitement. You can find them scattered throughout the club as well but unlike the single men they usually come with plenty of singles looking for a cheap thrill before they have to return home to their less than sexy wife.
I don't blame John for going to the strip club coming home smelling like dirty vanilla his wife is fat as fuck!
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A gym found in Alaska where people go to work out. Generally full of (but not limited to) Southside residents and people from the Hillside.
All the rich kids use their parents money and memberships to get into the Alaska Club
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When a person tosses up wads of money in the strip club, showering the dancers.
"Me, Big Will, Crispy and J Dub were tired of being ignored at the Magic City last night, so we made it rain in the club and the bitches was all over us."
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A funny joke where you write <= 1 on ur head and <= 2 on a friends head and go up to an idiot and say "do u want to join the smiley club?" if they say yes write <===3 on there forehead in bold black sharpie. it gets lulz
ME: Do you want to join the Smiley Club?
Jerk: Sure
ME: OK here you go <======3
Jerk: Cool thnx man
Everyone: HAHAHA
Random Jock that everyone like for some reason: Hey lets go over there and laugh at the whore with a dick on his head!
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An unexpected and urgent bowel movement that must be taken care of in the club bathroom. It usually involves hovering over a piss soaked toilet with no seat in a bathroom stall with no door. Often times a buddy will stand guard to prevent any unintended interruptions.
Brian was a little dismayed on the 4th of July when he had to take a break from the revelry and lay down a mean club drop in the middle of his favorite song.
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