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A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.
Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck
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The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.
Damn, that David stole my boyfriend
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You might fall for him. He might fall for you and like you... A LOT. Then you start to date, you never even wanted to date but you liked him.. so you just did. THEN. All of a sudden he texts you and says he has a secret. You ask what secret might be. But he does not want to hurt your feelings. He tells you he likes another girl and that girl likes him back. You start to get worried. He tells you who that girl is and then you cry over him for 5 hours. They start to date then other boys start to like you and you feel less insecure. Your best friend which is also his best friend Jacob tries to help you. Then you like Davids best friend and he likes you but whatever. Then all of your friends hate David and and you kinda do. Then we dont talk so moral of the story dont date a guy named David and dont your friend cause it ruins friendships!
I dont like David anymore he is a stinky poopy butt!
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has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass
i fucked a man
oh so you clapped a david
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David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0
David what do you do now? David you little gay! Yes I really like David.
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