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Aisle Donkey

Derogatory Slang for a Flight attendant. Generally used by Pilot Wives who suffer from the delusion that their husbands could be named sexiest man alive by People magazine and that every flight attendant is attempting to fuck him.

Those damn aisle donkeys are always trying to fuck my husband when he goes to Hawaii.

by Kronl December 25, 2022


Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 16, 2013


Talkin' Donkey

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.

"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."

by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010

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scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 December 21, 2015


donkey fuckers

what the racist watt calls the Irish

i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work

by watt is a racist June 23, 2004

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donkey swing

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit October 8, 2005

46๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chunky Donkeys

A slang term used for a full figured female- a term usually used by a brotha.

I am new in town, where can I hook up with some chunky donkeys.

by Dajoho September 22, 2006

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