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cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.

Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*

by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005

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rank fart

Farts that smell really bad( like dead animal in the sun bad). This is caused by eating Taco Bell, or any other Mexican food.

Rank fart:

Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.

Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).

Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.

Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.

by keebles February 17, 2012


Fart Fanning

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.

John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?

by Stealth KC May 5, 2010


headless fart

Fart without head;

fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.

More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.

"He's a headless fart for letting every one online know about the party tonight!"

by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020


fart stupor

A type of fugue state in which a person is rendered almost paralyzed while standing in their own massive cloud of flatus.

After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019


blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.

My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

by MoonPie24 April 25, 2017


Fart Shaming

Calling out a person who passed gas in order to embarrass them or notify others of their act.

Dude, don't fart shame him.

I have had a bad stomach recently and people keep fart shaming me every time I pass gas.

by Gaijin Dad November 8, 2017