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Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
A sex move involving intense thrusting.
Stacy said she got a hammer drill last night.
When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
This chick was a freak
.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off
A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.
"I put on the clammer hammer for Stacy last night"
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Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.
In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.
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A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.
Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....
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Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.
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