pinch off a loaf

Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.

A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"

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half loaf bus

A small truncated school bus or mini bus body on a small truck frame. Usually used to transport mentally challenged/retarded folk wearing hockey like helmets. Usually travels well under the speed limit on major highways. Usually the "special ed bus." Many times, a half loaf bus passengers are drooling out the windows.

Small stunted school bus almost exclusively used in transporting special needs people. Also known as "the short bus." These half loaf busses look like half loaves of bread.

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dome loaf

big bouffant hair-do.

Her dome loaf is way out of date.

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pitch a mega-loaf

To take a crap of immense length or girth.

Damn after that chinese buffett I gotta pitch a mega-loaf!

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Sauce your loaf

To drink alcohol; to imbibe with spirits; to attain a satisfactory level of intoxication which still permits working the next day

James: Dude, I just pulled an 8-day work week. I need to unwind.
Carl: Sounds pro...don't forget to sauce your loaf.

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Hairy Fish Loaf

An Asian girl's private part (vagina)

"I licked an asian girls hairy fish loaf. It stunk like fish and pee"

"An Asian girls pussy is a hairy fish loaf"

"All Asian girls have hairy fish loaves with long straight 6 inch pubic hair."

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Brown Loaf

Someone whos head is so big that blocks out the moon

That guys such a Brown Loaf

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