phantom shit

The phantom shit is that feeling that you still have to shit when the amount of matter dumped into the bowl clearly indicates that there is no shit left to evacuate from your colon. Much like people who loose limbs can still feel as if the limb is there.

I'll be out in a second, I'm still feeling the phantom shit!

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Phantom Tax

1.) When somebody busts, but no cum comes out.

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler! Ur so Skibidi, Ur so *phantom tax*! I just wanna be Ur sigma! So freaking come here, and give me Ur Ohio!

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phantom of the megaplex

obviously not so smart guy on a rad disney channel movie who will try to sabatoge you to get attention

The phantom of the megaplex will pwn your ass if you go to the movies.

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phantom fart

when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out

Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :('

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phantom dick

A terrifying movie that I would not recommend to under 18s

Girl: are you sure that we should be making out in this abandoned house?
Guy: Yea it's fine.

*door busts open*

Guy and Girl: Argh!!! The phantom dick

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phantom dump

When you take a shit in a toilet and leave without flushing leaving it for the next person who eneters the bathroom often performed in hotels,friends,restaurants,hospitals and gas stations. More than one person can perform a phantom dump in the same toilet.

We all took a phantom dump in the bathroom at Shell.

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Phantom Hoe

A person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.

Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.

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