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A shot made with Rumchata and Fireball
I would like a shot of Santa Jizz please
A sexual act involving 3 men, where one man inserts a candy cane up his anus and the other 2 men give oral sex to the first man. As the first man ejaculates, he pulls out the candy cane, yells merry Christmas, and gives the candy cane to the other 2 men who must promptly eat it.
My asshole still tastes like peppermint after that Sideways Santa I did last week.
When they hoe you so bad it can be described simply by one hoe, they hoe hoe hoed you
“Bro she kissed a fat ugly guy last night, she Santa Claused my ass”
A fat man who comes to your house once a year and not any day because he's in jail for breaking and entering.
When parents tell their little kids to not get in trouble or they won't get any fucking presents for x-mas.
m: Bobby, if you kill your sister, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas!!
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
Yes, I am real. And if you don't believe in me you can catch these holiday hands you hoe hoe hoe.
I left Santa Claus fatass some celery instead of cookies and I woke up to deer shit on my bed.
An old fat man in a red suit with small little men and abnormal reindeer that stalks you every year so he knows if he can break into your house and to give you gifts on December 25.