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A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button
3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"
Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !
Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.
When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.
"OMG did you SEE that jawline it was on point."
" Yah, I KNOW SLICE MY BREAD LIKE SERIOUSLY."
Similar to "Do me a solid," but more updated and hipster.
Can you do me a slice and hand me that pizza?
A term used to describe a loose vagina, coined through the fact that the pussy lips hang apart from each other much in the same way as slices of roast beef
She wanted me to eat her out. When I pulled off her pants, I saw that she had roast beef slices. So I melted some cheddar in it and dug in.
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When the girl giving you oral sex has braces,the braces scrape up your dick, and it hurts like a BITCH!
Laurie was all slice 'n dice on my dick. Next time I am just going straight for the poon.
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Somethin you do to help forget an almost perfect friend you lost for no good rEason at all...
Dude "Hey, remember that friend you used to have?" AssholE "Nope, i'm too busy blowing this Vitamin C Slice! {sniff}"
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taking a slice out of anything (pizza, pie) that is bigger than half, slightly resembling pac-man.
Person A: Yo let me get a slice of dat pizza.
Person B: ok, but let me cut it for you, last time you got away with a pac-man slice
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