A midnight run where two or more bros break into a barn and sodomize the living shit out of every animal. Viagra is also involved so it results in a gargantuan bone orgy.
Kyle and Sheldon fill their pockets to the brim with Viagra, patiently waiting till midnight for a much anticipated Barn Fuck.
Any dirty / dust covered car or vehicle - not necessarily classic, special or remotely desirable - which the owner describes as a 'barn find' to try and up-sell and achieve a higher price than it is worth.
Barn Find! Classic 2008 Dorf Siesta 1.1 super poverty spec been sat on my drive for 23 years in need of some love, only 8,000 miles from new, no history, no MOT, 1 key, paint faded, engine missing. £25,000 ONO Rare car, future classic!
an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
The greatest guy you will ever meet, or interact with.
That guy must be named "Robert Barnes!"
When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.
"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."
The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.
The last time I drank at practice the guys gave me a wicked Barn Fire!!