ditto bug

A term used by IT people to reassure a user that they know what the problem is when they really don't.

Used frequently on bad systems/admins that have plenty of un-registered bugs, to go to the boss and talk about only "one" problem.

- Why does this intra-net crash so much on Mondays?
- That would be the well known ditto bug.

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meth bugs

bugs u get when your on meth

holy shit i have meth bugs!

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bed bug

strange behavior in a person, anal retentive, a person trying to tell you how to do your job but has no clue on how to really do the job, a person that knows everything, complainer

That dude is a bed bug, complained about everything

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Lady Bug

A polite euphanism to describe when a woman is menstrating or has PMS.

Hey Carla, why are you so crabby today....oh you have the Lady Bug

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stink bug

Big black bug lives in california walks around with its butt in the air....

stink bug swaggart's around butt in air just waiting to put a stink on you.

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draw the Bug

To pretend to make a phone call because your to lazy to get off your ass and do it or because u simply just dont like the person somebody is telling you to call

Katie: U have to call brad right now or i will never speek to u again
Ross: Brads a pussy bitch but i will call him........
Ross: he dident pick up
Katie: god dammit now we cant have sex 2nite
Ross: I just draw the bug on you..lol..slut
Katie: what????????????????

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bug chaser

One who is deliberately having unprotected anal sex in order to be infected with HIV, particularly if his lover has it. This is done to show true love and devotion in the gay union or to commiserate (share the pain of HIV) with his lover.

Bob was infected with HIV before he met Ray. Ray was so in love with Bob that he wanted to experience everything with his lover, including HIV.

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