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Drinking all the water you can at a source in order to minimize the amount of water you are carrying. (One liter of water weighs two pounds).
Your pack is too heavy? Camel up, there is a water source ahead.
A gas station or mini mart owned by a middle easterner. Camel Stores are usually small and dirty. The owner usually speaks little or no English. Camel Store bathrooms are particularly dirty, they also water down their gas. Camel Store owners sell junk food under WIC and Food Stamps, they also ring up multiple bags of pork rinds for black people buying Newport's with food stamps. Signs in the windows usually read in big print "WE ACCEPT QUEST CARDS" Camel Stores cheat the lottery so you never get any good scratch off's or paper tickets. If a jackpot is won at a camel store it's usually by the owner. Camel Stores in bad neighborhoods get robbed a lot, so they put prison like bars over the glass windows with a little slot to put your money into. Generally, camel stores are a last resort. Popular names for camel stores are Marathon, Mobil, Amaco, 7-11, and occasionally BP, Speedway, and Citgo. Some also have off names like Hico or Himalayan.
"Don't shop at Marathon, that's a camel store"
"I bought a powerball from the camel store and lost, I only got 10 miles to the gallon from their gas too"
When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.
Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.
I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.
When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.
Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.
I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.
The term one uses when referring to a gay fellow who has gone too long without sexy time.
Since Glenn's break up......6 years ago, he has been a real fudge camel.
When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.
Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.
Any college student.
"I have to drive five MPH below the speed limit through Highland St. because so many booze camels try to cross the street there without noticing there's traffic."