Children

Personal slaves

accidently conceived and forced into labor

Oh I just love my children they were born to be my slaves.

Children

The snack that smiles back

How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO

Children

A yummy food to swallow.

Sam loves swallowing children after rough gay intercourse.

children

a small person a petafile likes

i like children

Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

Children

Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes

I don't want any children

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Children

Demon spawns that exists through humans

Oh ew.. a demon children