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Her pussy cookie keeps her feeling young even though she is far older.
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Delicious and nutritious! If you think they're a "poor excuse for cookies" you obviously haven't tried them.
Non-vegan: These vegan cookies are freaking awesome!
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Tossing cookies is a term for vomiting first coined by young men in a motel near Louisville, KY, in 1967.
After bourbon and generic oreos he hugged the commode tossing cookies.
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A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on "Saved By The Bell."
The pledges had to play the "Cookie Game" last night prior to their initiation.
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When you smear cookie crumbs / cookie dough all over your bulging cock and either stroke it or put it in your best homie.
“Damn, I just had the best cookie rub session of my life, my homie loved his hole being filled with cookie dough.
ugly cookies a variation of gorilla cookies one who is extremely ugly so ugly you could put their face in some dough and make cookies of their ugly face
damn youre so ugly you should put your face in some dough and make some ugly cookies
A cookie from cookie run kingdom that gets shipped with Espresso cookie.
Madeline cookie is one of the devs favorite cookie to post about.
Please stop Madeline before he askes Espresso for a juicy kiss again. Smh
Espresso: "Thank god Madeline cookie isn't here."
Madeline: "Now you've gone and done it!"