when you cum into your grandma like a my little pony jar laer disgarding her right after then calling a random Uber to fuck a life long besty in
i went on a vacation with adison and did a dirty dom
2👍 6👎
When one simply farts in the shower and proceeds to follow through upon his actions and paint the town brown
The food didn’t sit well last night chap I had to run upstairs and drop a dirty dom
When a man only listens to Drum and Bass Father for 22 years meaning he forms a working iphone charger coming from his arsehole, he then proceeds to use this iphone charger, the only way he can now charge his phone is by shagging underage boys in the ear.
"Jesus this phone won't charge I wish I could have dirty Dom!"
"That makes u a nonce u retard!"
"What if that's a bit of me?"
The fat fuck in the back of the room that knows jack shit
Teacher: "so Dom what is 3+5?"
Dom Paine: "ummm cookies?"
A form of CBT torture in where a man has iron nails hammered into his balls and then is forced to push out a fart and if he doesn’t the nails get hammered in more.
Are you ready for your Dom Windass appointment.
When an uncircumcised man slides his foreskin over another mans erect penis
Brooklins baby daddy, They supposedly recorded a “Tape” You already know what that is😳💕🌝 And is also One of the best critical ops players (obviously cap) in the competitive Scene
While being gay for Lonely, Rockstah, Tyler and Fotrew💫 While Leading the team *Underestimated UE* One of the best clans NA
Dom iOS is just brooklins casual babydaddy