Elephant Luau

Same as a standard-issue luau, but with an elephant substituting his tail and trunk for the equipment of two men.

Dean and Rob had other plans, so Kristin had an elephant luau with Jumbo.

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The Elephant Tusk

A naked male runs about the room making a god awful sound like an elephant while jerking his man-meat wildly with each step.

AREGH...RAWRRAWRAWR...ARGH ARGH THE ELEPHANT TUSK RAWR

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pink elephants

An appropriate term to bid someone goodnight.

"I'm going to go to sleep."
"Okay, pink elephants!"
"You too."

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Elephant Trunk

It means a huge dank! elephant man and other rapers use it in there lyrics all the tyme.

"dang gurl i heard CC is strung"
"wut u mean gurl"
"gurl i mean he gotta elepant trunk"
"well break me off sumo that"

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Elephants Ass

When you hit a golf tee shot that is high and it stinks.

Dude you just hit an elephants ass. It's high and it stinks.

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Parade of Elephants

A group of republicans that follow the lead republican 's every move to the note.

During the Bush Jr. administration, George W. Bush followed the lead republican, Dick Cheney, into an economic crash. Damned the ways of The Parade of Elephants

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Bonjokial Elephants

The yellow elephants indigeonous to the south of france only. During sexual stimulation they release a delecasy known as cranmjaculation. they have become increasingly rare since the year 2001.

1. Mommy, lets go to the zoo and see some Bonjokial Elephants.

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