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The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!
Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey
He admitted that he hit the glove last night
glove and prespective are the slaw.
My wife, my kids, my dog, and my slaw, my feet on the table, with you and glove slaw.
To take 100 dollars out of one ass while wearing a black glove
That man over there owes me 100 dollars, I'm going to black gloved him if he doesn't pay up soon.
Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.
Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.
Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.
I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.