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When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.
I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.
A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers
When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet
To pull your sleeves down over your hands
Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down
Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.
Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.
Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).
“You do too much. Hand me my belt out the glove department so I can whoop your ass.”
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When the gynecologist has jar of used gloves that he saves from hot chicks he used them on so he can sniff them later. Sometimes he labels them with patient names
Dr. Goldstein enjoys a nice hard whiff from one of his sniffing gloves before he jerks off.