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When you ejaculate in your hand after coitus or masturbation and then proceed to high five someone.
Yo bro, after Vicky and I boned I totally gave her a glue glove.
The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!
Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey
He admitted that he hit the glove last night
glove and prespective are the slaw.
My wife, my kids, my dog, and my slaw, my feet on the table, with you and glove slaw.
The inserted hand of a man into a woman's vagina. The fluids of which smell rank!
FIRST MAN: "Dam! Smells like a cunt, that does!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"
Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.
Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.