East Ham

Mad, but not as mad as barking mad. On the District Line of the London Underground, East Ham is the station immediately west of Barking.

You're East Ham, you are! One stop short of Barking!

ham smuggler

an alternative name for an obese human; a fattie; a chunky person; one who is fat.

Person #1:"Man that is the fattest ham smuggler I have ever seen!"
Person #2"Yea man, he's like 50 times my size! What a fattie! Haha"

Ham Slam

Having sex with an obese women from behind and your thighs are slamming up against those to big ole butt cheeks

I picked up a full figured lady last night and bent her over and gave her a ham slam

oprah on a ham

to eat like a pig

Frank was on that dinner like oprah on a ham.

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

Ham Radio

A slang term for Amateur Radio. Generally speaking, "Hams" are older men (50 years+) with limited social skills and are generally viewed as misfits

Dude, who is that strange old man living on the corner with all the weird antennas? Oh, that fat one? he's a Ham Radio Operator

ham neck

n. On large people, the rolls of fat at the back of the neck, especially when they tilt their heads upward.

Did you see that Biker go by? He couldn't do a shoulder check, cause he had a huge ham neck.