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A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel
After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.
When a woman is getting fucked from behind in an airplane bathroom and has the guy put her head in the toilet and flushes at the exact moment of climate to create a dual sensation.
Tommy was really giving it this chick on a cross country flight and he gave her a Mile High Hurricane o solidify their experience.
The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.
"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.
probably the most insane hurricane in recent memory, it took more than 100 kts of wind shear and still went on, making rounds as it was officially announced that this hurricane had CAT 5 winds. this hurricane was, or is, expected to hit the shores of Texas and make landfall after unfortunately hitting the country of Jamaica, killing multiple people in specific towns and areas as it tracked through the Gulf of Mexico. it's both unfortunate, sad, and mind boggling.
July 4 or something...
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!
When you poop blood into a blender mixed with pee and mix it up and drink it.
"Dude that bloodstain hurricane you made was nasty!"
(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.
you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.