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magic ken

v. Originating with the word ken

1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken

There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.

I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

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magic portal

the trip you get when you're really baked and you go from one place to another in what seems like 5 seconds but is really 10-15 minutes and you dont remember anything that happened within that time period.

tristan-"whoa. magic portal. werent we just at Dead Duck like, two seconds ago?"

emma-"no, that was a long time ago."

by corabora March 25, 2007

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Magic Tomato

A cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one's salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. After impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.

The magic tomato hit Chris's salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.

by GrammEr Nazi April 28, 2011

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magic clam

a woman's vagina that has amazing talents during intercourse

I married her because she has the magic clam.

by radioav8r January 17, 2011

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magic bullet

A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.

"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.

"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.

by R. Kemp May 17, 2005

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Magic Juice

A concoction between Raspberry Vodka and Lemon-Lime Hawaiian Punch (the green one.)

"WOW. This Magic Juice tastes amazing!"

by Kevin2630 September 5, 2011

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magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

by mr. hot sausage June 22, 2011

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