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noise-alert

What you say to others in your vicinity prior to making a loud/shrill sound with the equipment you're working with; the purpose is to avoid startling them by verbally notifying them of the impending noise so that they can momentarily "brace themselves in expectation", plus it gives them a chance to either cover their ears or move further away if they wish.

Tire-shop employee, preparing to re-seat a tire-bead onto the rim: Okay, everybody --- noise-alert! (Tire pops deafeningly but nobody jumps, then they all placidly resume their light conversations while waiting for the wheel to finish being prepared.)

by QuacksO October 13, 2018


Silence noises

Typed when some one feels awkward in a group chat or one to one messages because you have all stopped talking

Ok
*5 minutes later*
‘Silence noises’

by M.Platypus June 4, 2019


Carrot noises

Noises that attract rabbits

Carlie:how do you catch rabbits
Ricky:idk dumbass how
Carlie:you go in to a field and make carrot noises

Ricky:I hate your crackhead ass

by Bakedbobby September 18, 2019


Noise Tax

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice

The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient

Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.

by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021


lookout noise

STOP TALKING! You're telling too much. Or you're talking in front of the wrong person.

Jo: Did you make it to the show last night with....
Ben: LOOKOUT NOISE!!!

by Hattrick chick February 8, 2023


Hey, what’s that noise?

And it’s shut down that’s not me and it’s shut down ring ring pussy it’s shut down fashion week and it’s shutdown. Went to the show sitting in the front row in the black tracksuit and it’s shut down. Touch the road and it’s shut down. Boy better know when it’s shut down. Usual Bolt when I run up on stage and pick up the mic and it’s reload time. Don’t know your shows but they know mine thats why I got gigs just like Joe Grimes after the show I be rolling mine don’t care about the no smoking sign.

Hey, what’s that noise? AND ITS SHUTDOWN

by Pog merchant September 11, 2021


Nigger Noise

SLANG- Ghetto Style

Any statement or conversation that is deemed annoying, traumatizing, or is disfavoring in any way.

You have court tomorrow.

"Fuck that nigger noise, I'm not going."

Do you have your share of the rent?
"No, the boss was talking some nigger noise about how payroll wont be prossesed for another ten days."

Everyone is talking about how you cheated on Beth.
"That's just a bunch of nigger noise, they are just jealous."

by November 12, 2020

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