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After a long day of work all i wanna do is paint ponies
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A not so well endowed black man. Often can be found on Craigslist seeking a white Stallion.
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The process of cutting off your partners ponytail during sex, and then slapping them in the face with it.
''Bro your girlfriends hair looks like shit''
"I know, I pony whipped her last night"
the pony whip
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An Orgasm. Or any feeling that is similar to tripping out on drugs.
Now, suddenly, he is lodged against your clitoris, pinning it to the wall, as it were; flattening it against the wall, where he polishes it repeatedly, like an old Greek grocer polishing an eggplant, like Aladdin summoning a reluctant genie; polishes it until you can feel it shine, feel it lighting up your vagina like a Broadway Show. Ta-Da! Down the aisle trots the white pony, proud and frisky. With a swish of its mane, it bounds down through the orchestra pit, leaps over the footlights, and lands center stage with a mighty whinny, hooves pawing the boards, mouth foaming, nostrils flaring, eyes popping on and off as if bulbs in a strobe. It brings down the house. And when he showers you with a hot tsunami of liquid white roses, it stands on its head for an encore.
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A boner that you get when you see two ponies having sex. A boner that is slitely on the down side/that boner aftershock.
A few minutes after watching porn I had a pony boner. My two ponies stared having sex right I front of me and I got a pony boner so I had to get some tighter pants on. I got a pony boner when I sew the pony with his dick and balls hanging down.
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1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...
2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse
3.Guido
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An incidental erection. Usually common in the mornings, or with certain legwear.
My little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a fucking PONY BONER all goddamn day!
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