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second wind

The act of urinating into a condom while still penetrating a woman, after orgasm and loss of erection. The inflation of the condom due to urine gives the woman the sensation that the man has regained his erection, and can perform again, i.e. a second wind.

After he climaxed, he wanted to impress his girlfriend with a quick recovery; but could only fake it with a second wind.

by JamesHill014 December 13, 2008

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Second Thought

A political channel on YouTube that talks about how bad American capitalism is. He sometimes says in his videos that countries like China are "helping smaller countries to get out of American influence." If he covers a topic, most likely Vox has an explanation that won't make you go "Jesus christ what the fu*k was that about?!"

You: Hmm, a video on the housing crisis in America by a YouTube channel by the name of Second Thought. Hope it's good.

Second Thought: AMERICAN HOUSEING COMPANIES ARE BAD BECOUSE HOUSES COST MONEY!!!!!

You: Yeah, Vox has a WAY better explanation on this.

by Gigantic_Amogus March 19, 2022

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sloppy seconds

1) Having sex with a female, after someone else had sex with her within an hour before you.
2) Sucking/Kissing a woman's breasts with the intention of getting it on.

1) Steve banged Sarah right after Stew did, but Steve was okay with sloppy seconds.
2) Bill went up Beth's shirt and started sucking on her tits, constituting sloppy second base or sloppy seconds.

by Shawn Asanto Morgan October 2, 2006

42๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Second guess

To guess.

Utterly pointless use of the word "second" to convey no additional meaning but with the intention of appearing more intelligent than in fact. Much beloved of political reporters. See also Anytime soon.

The Tories are trying to second guess what UKIP will have as the main plank of their Euro-election manifesto.

by Global Reach My 4rse January 13, 2014

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quick second

Describes the amount of time it will take for an event to occur.

We're gonna be up in here for a quick second.

by Dale Ott July 10, 2006

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Second Opinion

After one has already took a dump and notices his or her asshole itching like crazy and has to go back to the bathroom and reevaluate the situation accordingly.

Yeah I'll be right there I have to go to the bathroom and get a second opinion causing my asshole is itching like there's still something left.

by Hans Tiddlywinks June 1, 2014

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Sloppy Seconds

A boy or a girl who is someone's rebound when their main partner is not satisfying.

Stacey is Jeffery's sloppy seconds, when Cameryn isn't around.

by Sarah M. July 25, 2005

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