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Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft
Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache
that girl is a shaft mistress.
Why?
cause, she got a cum mustache.
The part of a man's penis that is hidden from view either under the pubic mound or above the testicles. The inner shaft is not seen but is felt during intercourse.
Kianna: "My God has it gotten bigger?
Joe: "Nah baby that's just the inner shaft. It'll sneak up on ya!"
Large handlebar mustache, typically with a twirl, used to tickle the "shaft" while performing oral pleasure.
Have you seen how long his shaft tickler grew?
The name of a really awesome water pump.
Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!
Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'
Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!