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When your dick droops down as long as your leg
Girl: ohh shit he has a shaft leg
when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach
The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"
Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"
first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball
i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft
I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!
A name you give a person so u can insult them when a teacher/authoritative figure is in the area.
Hey shaft noggen get over here.
A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.