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The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky

Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.

by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020


Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.

Joshua Booth has flat skin.

by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018


Valorant Skins

The reason you're broke.

I spent my whole paycheck on valorant skins

by frostywostyuwu June 8, 2022


squid skin

The male reproductive organ or an uncircumcised penis.

So I whipped out my squid skin right in front of her, naturally she couldn't help but to get down it.

by J Jacks0n January 27, 2011


Skin cuffs

When your pants ride above your socks and a band of skin is shown. Best when sitting in a business meeting.

John had skin cuffs today during the budget meeting. He needs longer pants.

by William Greenbriar March 29, 2014


Skin dicky

Noun. When one had a very hairy chest but is has a bald spot in the shape of an old school sweater dicky.

Verb. When a person wraps their legs around another person’s neck and farts on their chest.

Tina surprised me while I was sleeping with a ninja-like skin dicky.

by Squid and Sausage June 29, 2019


skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.

Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken

by MerderousWaffle May 22, 2019